I never win first place
I don't support the team
I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean

Teachers dated me
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
Cause I can do nothing right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
Can't take the person staring back at me

I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

LA told me
You'll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired to be compared
To damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me

So doctor doctor won´t you please prescribe me something
A day in a life of someone else