Today I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed don't feel like picking up the phone so leave a message at the tone today I swear I'm not doing anything.

I am gonna kick my feet up stare at the fan, turn on chatroulette and put my hand down my pants, nobodys gon' tell me I can't.

I be lounging on the couch just chillin on my snuggy click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie cause in my castle I'm the freakin man ohh yes I said it, I said it, said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed,
don't feel like picking up the phone so leave a message at the tone,
today I swear I'm not doing anything. nothing at all, nothin at all, nothin at all.

Just another lazy day in the d-prizzy residence, ruler on the room tell the mattress I'm the president,
I ain't on a party with coronas, I be sippin on that arizonas.

Eatin' chips ahoy cookies cause they tast good, stockin local hotties with somebodys over facebook,
I'm gonna call a girl up cause I might need her, and sweat pants a big bennie and a wife beater, chillin back and you
Can find me nemo, watching jersey shore cause I like them big guidos, hair ain't comb my messin up my head it's another lazy day and I ain't gettin out of bed

Today I don't feel like doing anything, (don't feel like doing anything)
I just wanna lay in my bed, (layin in my bed son) don't feel like picking up the phone so leave a message at the tone,
today I swear I'm not doing anything nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all

No I ain't gonna comb my hair, cause I ain't goin anywhere,
No no no no no no no no no no I'll just strut in my birthday suit and let every thing hang loose
Yea yea yea yea ye ye yea ye yea yea
(All the girls all the boys let's sing)

Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed,
don't feel like picking up the phone so leave a message at the tone,
today I swear I'm not doing anything nothing at all.