F


[Verse 1]
          Bb                  Db               F           Bb
I used to do things, and I'd say things, and Jesus I was evil
Eb              Db               F           Bb            Db
Fake things and break things and Jesus I was evil
        Bb            Db
I never shook babies
        Bb            Eb       Db
I never beat no ladies


[Interlude]

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----|
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-|
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------|

Bb Db C Bb

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|

F


[Verse 2]
          Bb                 Db             F           Bb
I used to crash parties and Maseratis and Jesus I was evil
Bb             Eb              F          Bb           Db
Go places and pull faces and Jesus I was evil
        Bb              Db
I never shook babies
        Bb              Eb          Db
I never beat no ladies

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----|
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-|
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------|


[Chorus]
    Bb           Eb (low probably drop tuning)
But Jesus I was evil
F          Bb
Jesus I was evil

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|

Db            Bb         Db         Bb       Eb    Db
He never shook babies, he never beat no ladies

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-0-3-0-----------------7-6-5-3-|
A|-------3-1-----5-4-3-1-5-4-3-1-|
E|-----------3-1-----------------|


[Bridge]
Ab                G   Ab    A    Bb
Now I help old ladies cross the street and I
Ab                G   Ab    A    Bb
Now I shine the shoes upon my feet and I
Ab                G   Ab    A    Bb
Now I grow the food that feeds the homeless in the streets and I
Ab                                Bb
Comb my hair one billion times a week and I
Ab               G   Ab   G    F
Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night

N.C.

*scream*
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|


[Outro]
Db        Bb              Db
I never shook babies
        Bb       Eb       Db
I never beat no ladies


E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|--0-----3-0-1-3----------------|
A|----3-1------------------------|
E|----------------1-3-5-6--------|

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-3-----------3-----------------|
A|-1---5---3---1-----------------|
E|-----3---1---------------------|

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-3---3-5------6---3------------|
A|-1-3-1-3--3---4---1------------|
E|---1------1--------------------|

Db        Bb     Db
I never shook babies
        Bb
I never beat no ladies


E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-----0---------0-------1-0-----|
A|-------3-1-------4-3-1-----3-1-|
E|-1-1-------3-1-----------------|

Bb               Eb
But Jesus I was evil
F          Bb
Jesus I was evil


E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|---------------------1---------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-8---6-5-3--------------4---1--|
E|-6---4-3-1------------3---1----|

Db      Bb                    Db          Bb        Bb
He never shook babies, he never beat ladies


E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-0-3-0-----------------7-6-5-3-|
A|-------3-1-----5-4-3-1-5-4-3-1-|
E|-----------3-1-----------------|


Bb           Eb        Db
Jesus I was evil
Bb           Db
Jesus I was evil


Ab F Bb
Ab F Bb
Ab F Bb