Bm        C               Bm         C
So many douchebags in the world 
Bm       C                Bm
So many douchebags get the girls 
       B7              Em        A7
who deserve more than absolutely anything 
      Em           A7
than you and I or anyone could bring
      C                Bm              
They need a prince in armor who could sing
       C        Bm (let ring
Their love to them


(speed up tempo)
Bm       C               Bm        C
So many assholes in this place
Bm       C               Bm
So many assholes in my face! 
           B7              Em
Why don’t they leave me alone
          A7
to love princesses and queens?
      Em            A7
They wouldn’t ever be in between
       C                     Bm       C       Bm
I’d treat them nice and I’d never be mean to them
Bm
Yeah yeah yeah…

(pick the bass note before each chord)
                Em         C        G       D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
            Em            C              G        D/F#
A no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener
             Em       C               G     
He’ll never ever go see you at the theatre
    D/F#         C         D/F#           C          D/F#       C
And he’ll never know the lengths that I’d go just to see your show

Bm         C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba…
Bm         C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da…
Bm         C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da…
Bm         C
Ba da ba ba ba ba ba…


Bm       C         Bm      C
So many bastards here
Bm                C           Bm
Why can’t these bastards disappear?
                  B7           Em
We’ll blast them off to outer space
            A7  
We’ll never see them again
      Em               A7
I’d launch them all to Venus and then…
     C              Bm         C      Bm
I wouldn’t have to deal with them anymore
Bm
Yeah yeah yeah…

                Em       C          G       D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
                 Em             C           G       D/F#
Who’ll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
          Em          C               G
Right before I’d just try to get near her
     D/F#        C        D/F#           C            D/F#     C
And he’ll never know the steam that I’d blow when I’d see her go

Bm

(hard strum on the chord changes)
C                            Bm
So why do these guys even exist?
C                                    Bm
And how come the girls just can’t resist?
C                                  Bm
Don’t they know it just makes me pissed?

C                   Bm
Hey that’s me, was born that way
C                       Bm
And c’est la vie, what more to say?
   C                  Bm
I could complain but what’s the use?
       C                Bm
Something I ain’t, the simple truth but…


(one strum each)
            Em        C          G      D/F#
There will always be guys like Petey
           Em            C              G         D/F#
To make my life just a little bit more shitty
             Em                C      G    
He’ll always be the block to every titty 
      D/F#       C
that I’ll ever love 
          D/F#        C
And it’s been kinda rough
              D/F#    C
So Pete, I’ve had enough
         D/F#     C
Pete, I’ve had enough