[Benny Hill]
Thank you
And now, ladies and gentlemen, will you welcome the fantabulous Diana Darvey!

[Diana]
It's oh, so nice to go traveling
To Paris, London, and Rome
It's oh, so nice to go traveling
But it's so much nicer
Yes, it's so much nicer to come home
It's very nice to just wander
The camel route to Iraq
It's oh, so nice to just wander
But it's so much nicer
Yes, it's so much nicer to wander back

Elle avait
De tout petits petons
Valentine, Valentine
Elle avait
De tout petits petons
Que je tâtais à tâtons
Ton-ton-tontaine
Elle avait
Un tout petit menton
Valentine, Valentine
Outre ses petits petons, ses petits tétons, son petit menton
Elle était
Frisée comme un mouton!

Climb up the garden wall
And we will spread a Persian rug
I'll serve you Turkish tea
And give your head a Persian hug
Climb up the wall
Climb up the wall
Climb up the wall

Por eso, si oyes este refrán
¡Y viva España!
Y siempre la recordarán
¡Y viva España!
La gente canta con ardor
¡Y viva España!
La vida tiene otro sabor
España, por favor

La vida tiene otro sabor
España, por favor
¡Olé!

It's oh, so nice to go traveling
To Paris, London and Rome
It's oh, so nice to go traveling
But it's so much nicer, yes, it's so much nicer to come home
No more customs
Burn those passports
No more packing
I'll stay at home
With you!