You don't like the way I grow my hair
You don't get it do you? I don't care!
You dislike the thrust of things I say
Hey, I speak my mind every day!

SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME
LAWYER'S BAIT!
SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME
SET THE COURT DATE!

SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME
LITIGATE!
SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME, SO SUE ME
SET IT STRAIGHT!!!

You don't like it when I get my way
It burns you up that I don't back away
You didn't think that I would stand and fight
Charge all you want, we'll see who's right!

It screws you up to watch me succeeding
Your sense of justice has been receding
It rips your guts to see me smile
It'll be your task to walk the death row mile

What's the matter, buddy?
Cat got yer tongue?
Hey, I ain't shakin'...
Meet my LAWYER!

Yeah, you thought you had me in the corner
I bet you thought that I would run for cover
Wrap your garbage up in lawyer's fees
Hey, you've met your match in the third degree!

Stick your habeus up your corpus!