Woke up this morning
A million years ago.
My head is spinning
Don't know where to go.
Slipped and slided
Into a dimensional door
Now all I hear
Is them dinosaur roars
The trees are plastic
And the sky's a mess
I'm feeling spastic
And I can't repress it

Slow-motion lizard-zombies
Hiss and creep
So I better move my feet.
Yeah, I better move my feet

I got tossed into the land of the lost
In the land of the lost I'm tossed
And I gotta get back
Gotta get back
But I got tossed into the land of the lost
In the land of the lost I'm tossed
And I gotta get back
Gotta get back
Gotta get

To the lost city
It's so itty-bitty
And the bubbling brew of strangeness
Rearranges while sustaining this
Suspended animation
I'm in a state
Of bad claymation
It's a krofft produced
Drug induced
Styrofoam vacation

With a kick back dopey giving me a ride
And a hairy little clint howard by my side
Hiding in the lizard's pylon to
Defeat their weak attack
So I'm cranking up my marshal sleeztacks
To the max
While I rock!

In the land of the lost
In the land of the lost I rock
And I'm never going back never going back
Cause now I rock in the land of the lost
In the land of the lost I rock
And I'm never going back,
Never going back
Never leave.

Now I'm controlling everything
With the lite-brite set I'm the lizard king.
Holly's getting busy, chaka's always sauced.
No need to come and find me
In the land of the lost.