C      B7     G      A7     D      D7    Bm7     Am    C/G     F
e]---x------2------3------5------x------5------2------0------0------1---|
B]---5------4------3------5------7------7------3------1------1------1---|
G]---5------2------4------6------7------5------2------2------0------2---|
D]---5------4------5------5------7------7------4------2------2------3---|
A]---3------2------5------7------5------5------2------0------x------3---|
E]-----------------3------5----------------------------------3------1---|



 VERSE 1:
      C                                B7
  If only I could have some money, I'd buy myself a home
              G                                A7
  Out on the countryside where I'd reside, my wife and I
        D                                  G
  We'd have a couple children, they would play out in the yard
  A7                                         D7
  We would be the main event of everybody's gossip, so



 CHORUS 1:
   G                                                 A7
  We're the loudest house in the block, 'cause we're always throwing pots and pans
       D7                                      G
  The neighbours never liked us, 'cause we're always cancelling plans
   G                                   A7
  Never invited to parties, 'cause we never seem to be on time
   D7                      G
 [Undistinguishable]  I'm losing my mind



 VERSE 2:
      C                                B7                             G
  If only I could have some money, I'd fly us far away from this old cul de sac
      A7
  We won't come back
    D                             G
  Thirty-thousand feet below, we look down on the world
   A7                        D7
  Mile-high, my wife and I, just me and my favourite girl, but...



 CHORUS 2:
   G                                                 A7
  We're the loudest house in the block, 'cause we're always throwing pots and pans
       D7                                      G
  The neighbours never liked us, 'cause we're always cancelling plans
   G                                   A7
  Never invited to parties, 'cause we never seem to be on time
   D7                      G
 [Undistinguishable]  I'm losing my mind



 BRIDGE:
   Bm7                 G
  When we leaving? We ain't got the money
   Bm7                G
  Where we going? We ain't got the money
   Am                     C/G                      F
  Living off food stamps, bad cheques and unpaid credit cards



 CHORUS 3:
   G                                                 A7
  We're the loudest house in the block, 'cause we're always throwing pots and pans
       D7                                      G
  The neighbours never liked us, 'cause we're always cancelling plans
   G                                   A7
  Never invited to parties, 'cause we never seem to be on time
   D7                      G
 [Undistinguishable]  I'm losing my mind