Hey buddy,
what's that, lipstick?
Awww, what are ya wierd or somethin'?!!
The sign said rockin' at the club last night.
It was so amusing just to view the sight,
Of the guys that make it
With chicks every night and more.
Well they dress real funny
And it does look fine,
With their faces all painted
And their hair sprayed high,
As they sit back,
Winking and give us a try and score.
Restless jiggers with a lot less figures,
They're the news of the world today.

They're the hollywood squares.
(L.A. chicks are rockin')
And they're coming in pairs.
(Get their kicks tonight)
Are you going somewhere?
(L.A. chicks are rockin')
They're the hollywood squares.

The moves they have I just can't bear,
And if no one likes them they don't even care,
And they don't stay home,
They've got to be somewhere at night.
Long last lovers or so they say,
When the job's all done they don't go away.
Yeah that's what I'm gonna be someday,
that's right.
Restless jiggers with a lot less figures,
They're the news of the world today.

Repeat Chorus.

By day they sleep, at night they creep.
Creep in the dark, they'll break your heart.
They never date,
Just sit and wait for their day, yeah.