We got a new dining room table
We got a new dining room table
All because of reggie the boss
Don't ever mess with reggie the boss

We drove all around new jersey
Well maybe just the northwest
We drove all around new jersey
Just to please reggie the boss
You mustn't anger reggie the boss

We ended up at our local furniture store
That's right the one right here in town
Again, that was our local furniture store
Just to please reggie the boss
Such is the will of reggie the boss

She told the salesmen we like this table
And we'll buy it right now
The salesmen was very pleased
Until she said you must deliver it now
That's right exactly right now

So the salesmen jumped into action
They were running to and fro
They set up same hour delivery
To please reggie the boss
You mustn't anger reggie the boss
You mustn't anger reggie the boss
Suffer the wrath of reggie the boss
Man, I love my reggie the boss