Guys used to always buy you drinks
And they'd always kiss your ass
Now you just have one tit
Ha ha you stupid cunt

I always hoped you'd get AIDS
But breast cancer will do
Now you've just got one tit
But you used to have two

A drunk guy tried to feel you up
But there was nothing there
So he punched you in the teeth
And stole your money, cunt

I always hoped you'd get AIDS
But breast cancer will do
Now you've just got one tit
But you used to have two