Oh, these awful things you say
You take a slice of provolone
I take my plastic tray
And I sit down all alone

My plate is filled with linguine
But I feel so empty inside
I don't want these carrots and zucchini
Think I've lost my appetite

Think I took more than I can eat
The time has come to admit defeat
You left me at the salad bar
Tell me, how did we drift so far?

The tears roll down my cheeks
As I stand in line
I eat soup, potato leek,
Wishing you were mine

The buffet, is all you can eat
But what can I do?
I don't want this slice of meat
All I want is you

Think I took more than I can chew
And now I don't want this bowl of stew
You left me at the salad bar
Tell me, how did we drift so far?

You left me at the salad bar
The salad bar
Caesar salad, Caesar salad
The salad bar
The croutons, have you forgotten?
The salad bar
You left me at the salad bar