G
Some men look for diamonds
C                 G
Some men look for gold
G
I'm just trying to find myself
                 D
Before I get too old
G
Different people have their ways
C               G
Of measuring success
G
Maybe it's not the right way
    D                 G
But wrong's what I do best

Well, I walk the straight and narrow
Straight to where I don't belong
One time I even tried to love one woman
But that didn't last too long
If my ship is docking in the east
You can bet I'd be heading west
C          Em      G
Riding the wrong direction
'Cause wrong's what I do best

         C
When I'm down and out
And kicked about
G
I feel right at home
       Em
When I got the blues
         F       C
And it's all bad news
       G                      D
That's when I'm in my comfort zone

If they held a loser's playoff
There'd be no contest
'Cause I've had lots of practice
And wrong's what I do best

If my ship is docking in the east
You can bet I'd be heading west
I'm riding the wrong direction
'Cause wrong's what I do best