One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour
One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour

Decorate the walls and doors
It makes them all look nice
Take the cat out for a walk
And help it kill the mice
This is heaven we are good as gold
We won't grow old when we're told

One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour
One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour

Burn and throw and walking slow
And sitting in the street
Swim and splash and eating trash
And chewing on some treat
This is heaven we will die of pleasure
No measure of leisure

One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour
One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour

Selfish and lazy
Your room's full of toys
Stupid or idle
You're out with the boys
Oh Daddy, can't you see you're as bad as me?

Take a free ride through the town
We do it for a lark
Holding hands with my best friend
Don't have to wait till dark
This is heaven we are good as gold
We won't grow old when we're told

One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour
One, two, go to Pleasure City Avenue
Three, four, head for Fun Land for a treasure tour