I will take a chance
A large advance
With some romance

Today we will eat cake
I'll take a free blank tape
Down the champs-elysees
They pay our fees it grows on trees

I know that he's very old he's told me
That he's old enough to be my sugar daddy
I know he's so sweet his suit is cute
He's sweet enough to be my sugar daddy

Let's go for one more ride
He'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots
Don't push it anymore
He'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots

I know that he's very kitsch and what a cinch
He's rich enough to be my sugar daddy
I know he's so dark and in the stark
He's sharp enough to be my sugar daddy

Let's go for one more ride he'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots
Don't push it anymore he'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots

Let's go for one more ride he'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots
Don't push it anymore he'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots

Let's go for one more ride he'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots
Don't push it anymore he'll tread on your toots
Too big for your boots yes he is
Too big for your boots
Yes they're too big for your boots