My ex just got married
So I put myself on ice
And I know that I stopped caring
But I don't think that sounds nice
And it’s too bad that I'm not sad
I'm dead inside but at least I'm not fucking married

'Cause I'm so cute I'm 22 and I've got so much left to do
You turned 23 got that degree
Get out the door get on that knee
And get fucking married

And it don't hurt to make it work
But I'm not you and it's not June
So I'm good with waitin'
Did Virgin Mary make it scary
Was it too hard to last till 30?
Jehovah's witness in your business
It’s not you it’s all the tension to get fucking married

I wish you the best but that sounds like shit
And I'm so glad that I'm not it
'Cause I'm so cute I'm 22 and I've got so much left to do
You turned 23 got that degree get out the door get on that-
'Cause I'm so cute I'm 22 and I've got so much left to do
You turned 23 got that degree get out the door get on that knee
And get fucking married

I say amen to you, I guess it's what a mans gotta do
(Guess it's what a mans gotta do)
Here comes the bride, heaven's looking' forward to you
(Heaven's looking' forward to you)