Dad, why am I here?
Because, mom said while she's away
We know sierra! We do this every year
She asked the question!
Dad, it's hot! And there's bugs
Daddy, you do know we hate being out here, right?

Like clockwork
Summertime comes and I wanna have fun
Plus I've got someone on my mind
But instead of the beach
All I get are these tress
'Cause my dad wants, quality time

Ew! I'm not cut out for this
It's too hot and I think I smell (you do)
Plus the bugs and the bears and the frizz in my hair
Y'all stop! I just chipped a nail!

Oh daddy, oh daddy
We should talk this through, daddy
We could all hang out
But separately in our own rooms, can we?
Oh daddy, oh daddy
We should talk this through, daddy
We could take a vote
And settle what we wanna do, can we?!

Hey! We should just call it a day
We're not cut out for this anyway
I mean, maybe we could try this again
But if we don't then that's ok
We should just call it a day

I'm just, I'm just out of breath
Go ahead, I'm just stay and melt
You guys stop, she's sick!
Can we get you anything?
Wi-fi and a fan would help

This way to the next stop on the map
Next up we'll go hike a trail
We should buy an rv, we could camp next week
Daddy please?! Maybe they're on sale!
Olivia!

Oh daddy, oh daddy
We should talk this through, daddy
We could all hang out
But separately in our own rooms, can we?
Oh daddy, oh daddy
We should talk this through, daddy
We could take a vote
And settle what we wanna do, can we?!

Hey! We should just call it a day
We're not cut out for this anyway
I mean, maybe we could try this again
But if we don't then that's ok
We should just call it a day

Dad, there's something we need to talk to you about
We love spending time with you
But when it's comes to camping, on a scale of 1-10

We hate it!
Can we please go back to civilization
And spend quality time with air conditioning?
Come on, guys. He's just going to say no
Ummm, ok
What!?!?

Hey! We should just call it a day
We're not cut out for this anyway
I mean, maybe we could try this again
But if we don't then that's ok
We should just call it a day