She wears big plastic boots and silver shades (oh ooh ooh ooh)
Looks like Marc Bolan on a bad hair day (oh ooh ooh ooh)
Everybody's heard about her on our estates
We all love you shifty disco girl
She loves some handbag action now and then (oh ooh ooh ooh)
She’ll dance to anything but St. Etienne (oh ooh ooh ooh)
Her favorite songs all start 200 BPM
We all love you shifty disco girl

Saturday night favorite stars in the sky all the light shines on her face
She's been elevated to a new cool state she's the happiest girl today
The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her

Shifty disco girl you know
Shifty disco
Shifty disco girl you know
Shifty disco
Shifty disco girl you know
Shifty disco girl

She wears a studio 54 T-shirt that her father bought (oh ooh ooh ooh)
When he was living with a girl dancer in downtown New York (oh ooh ooh ooh)
Her flat is filled with laser guns and glitter balls
And we all love you shifty disco girl
She said she’s gonna live one day in Tokyo
And we all smile because we know she'll never go
I guess some day we really ought to let her know
We all love you shifty disco girl

Saturday night favorite stars in the sky all the light shines on her face
She's been elevated to a new cool state she's the happiest girl today
The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her
Shifty disco girl you know
Shifty disco
Shifty disco girl you know
Shifty disco
Shifty disco girl you know
Shifty disco girl

(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl
(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl
(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl
(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl