When am I gonna get out of bed
Like everybody else does, everybody else does
When am I gonna get a better head
Like everybody else does, everybody else does

When am I gonna go back to school
Like everybody else does, everybody else does
When am I gonna start being cool
Like everybody else is, everybody else is

Now that everyone's gone, I can tell you the truth
I don't love you, I like you
Now that everyone's gone, I can tell you it hurts
Honey, I am just like you

When am I gonna find a better man
Like everybody else does, everybody else does
When am I gonna follow through with my plans
Like everybody else does, everybody else does
When am I gonna find a better man
Like everybody else does, everybody else does
When are you gonna take off your pants
Like everybody else does, everybody else does

Now that everyone's gone, I can tell you the truth
I don't love you, I like you
Now that everyone's gone, I can tell you it hurts
Honey, I am just like you

Everybody else does, everybody else does
Everybody else does, everybody else does
Everybody else does, everybody else does
Everybody else does, everybody else does
Like everybody else does, everybody else does
Everybody else does, everybody else does
Like everybody else does, everybody else does