First date
You're looking good
Ready to succeed
She's nice
A pretty girl
Way out of your league
But it felt so right
A miracle of some kind
But as you woke the other day she was gone again
Probably the place where your car
And your money went face it
You were love blind
Not for the first time
So what the hell just happened

And I hate to say I told you so
Now start it off anew and make it better
And I hate to break it down for you
But crying home alone won't help forget her
Forever and ever

Date two
You met her at
The fair a week ago
You're hooked
And pretty sure
This is gonna work
But she is crying in your arms now
(Crying in your arms now)
Sobbing she is broke
And lost her home
So you offer her to help with a little loan
And that there is maybe even more where this is coming from
She was gone the day you saved her

And I hate to say I told you so
Now start it off anew and make it better
And I hate to break it down for you
But crying home alone won't help forget her
Forever and ever

Girl number three just met in public
It's because she liked to make her boyfriend cry
Her successor got a habit
Every now and then
She tried to get it on with me
Every time your ass was outta town

And I hate to say I told you so
Now start it off anew and make it better
And I hate to say I told you so
Now start it off anew and make it better
And I hate to break it down for you
But crying home alone won't help forget her
Forever (forever)
And ever (and ever)