Jayne, the man they call Janye
He offers 'em time and he offer 'em space
He never comes early, he never comes late
Oh the ladies for him they will line up in rows
The Doctor will see you now, everyone knows

The Doctor is a ladies man, at least that's what I'm told
He's got two hearts he's twice the man, in ways you'll never know
Well, you might ask, Doctor of what?
But the truth is that nobody knows
A suit too tight his hair a fright, and those Time Lord pheromones

He offers 'em time and he offers 'em space
He never comes early, he never comes late
Oh from queens of the Nile, to Marilyn Monroe
For him they will all line up in droves

He takes them in his big blue box. He takes them for a ride
He tells them tales of awe and fright, but most of them are lies
(Lies, lies, lies!)
Once he gets inside your mind, he gets bigger don't you know
So please step back, no need to act, just watch that sonic go

(Go!)

He offers 'em time and he offers 'em space
He never comes early, he never comes late
Oh the ladies for him ain't hard to explain
The hero of too many things to ever name

The doctor's a ladies man, the man they call
John Smith