Is that still Andrew what's his name
Wearing Leatherface
Last time that I checked
Jason played by Kane
Why won't there ever be
Gremlins number three
Pages filled with ink outlining things
Where's my bible I can read

Who got slaughtered
By whom and how
Dude I used to know

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria

Machete and a hockey mask
A star is made of that
A sweater green and red
Finger knives and hat
Necronomicon cast
Henrietta, Evil Ash
Pages filled with ink outlining things
Where's my bible I can read

Who got slaughtered
By whom and how
Dude I used to know

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria

Though VHS is dead
The characters survive the brutal test
The test of time

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria

Fangoria
I want my
I want my
Fangoria