Mi tek bus, mi tek van
Mi tek JwN ns mi tek Jean
Mi nuh tek Kark or Donovan
that worng Madd Anju pon de slang
chorus:
Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man
A police alone get pay fi ketch man
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man

Verse 1:
The best plan, is fi have a girl yes man
Nuh less than five girls mi mind a respond
A girl look hot well pop the question
If the vibes get strong great let's jam
Mi back up dis fat beef from over Westland
Whey mi hear dis yute a beat him chess pon
Yes man she buck m,
A next man an by half hour time she a mek a next plan
Damn! Yuh know seh dat neva tek long
De yute sight the play and seh him gaa get gang
Yes don dim a fight fi be best man
Now him girl a ask if a suh mi tek long

Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man
A police alone get pay fi ketch man
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man

Verse 2:
A yute a show mi a girl seh how she mek wrong
Mi just tell him seh a joke yuh a mek man
Madd Anju waan know wha yuh really get from
dissing up di girls when yuh can get one
Well mi love girls and dem love how mi mek song
Mi mind set pon girls and it nuh set wrong
A dem alone get my love and affection
Yes man suh yuh have any objection

Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man
A police alone get pay fi ketch man
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man

Verse 3:
Well dis a fi di yutes dem whey love girls bad
Who everytime dem si girls fi...dem ...get mad
A woman alone can bust wi glad bag
Hmmmmmm tings sticky pon a fag

Mi nuh play chess cause yuh haffi check man
A police alone get pay fi ketch man
Mi a gal lover, yuh nah fi question
Mi nuh play draft, no mi nuh tek man