I bet a hundred dollars
That you're 'bout to let me down, mmh
You say to count you in but I've already counted you out, oh
You say that I'm just too hard on you
But I don't think that's the truth
Yeah I just want what's best for me
I'm not your mom!

I pay my own taxes
I pay my own bills
And I pray to God some day that you will grow up
'Cause I'm not your mom
I'm not your mom

And I show up on time and I try to do what's right
And I pray to God some day that you might grow up
'Cause I'm not your mom
I'm not your mom
So grow up up up up, up up up up, up up up up

I may not have brought you into this world
But I could take you down
You might hate to know that you and I need a time out

I pay my own taxes
I pay my own bills
And I pray to God some day that you will grow up
'Cause I'm not your mom
I'm not your mom

And I show up on time and I try to do what's right
And I pray to God some day that you might grow up
'Cause I'm not your mom
I'm not your mom
So grow up up up up, up up up up, up up up up

Don't make me pull the car over but I don't know what else to do
Ooh
Asking if we're there just yet when you and I are through
So get your own money [?]
I hate to love to say you need a different ride home

I pay my own taxes
I pay my own bills
And I pray to God some day that you will grow up
'Cause I'm not your mom
I'm not your mom

And I show up on time and I try to do what's right
And I pray to God some day that you might grow up
'Cause I'm not your mom
I'm not your mom
So grow up up up up, up up up up, up up up up
I'm not your mom