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[Verse 1]
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Don't you ever invite your boyfriend here-
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I like to be here alone.
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Just answer the door and feed the deer,
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And fight the telephone.

[Chorus]
Em
Got to learn these words and I know you will
A
Or I'll send you right back to Guayaquil
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Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                      G
Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                     Dm
Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                      G
Say " B'wana - He no home. "

[Verse 2]
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Got to peel your eyes for the heat, my dear.
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You got to froth and foam.
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Got to send away the mad puppeteer
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Who seems to think this is Home.

[Chorus]
Em
I want you to speak the English right.
A
I want you to smile and be polite.
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Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                      G
Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                     Dm
Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                      G
Say " B'wana - He no home. "

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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I don't care if you drive my 220, honey...
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Don't let 'em steal my chrome.
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I don't care if you spend all my money, honey...
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Long as you leave me alone.

[Chorus]
Em
I just want you to try to remember one thing:
A
If somebody knocks or the telephone rings
                     Dm
Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                      G
Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                     Dm
Say " B'wana - He no home. "
                      G
Say " B'wana - He no home. "

[Solo]

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