Gm       G
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
G
He sawed at the wood with half a heart
G
And glued it top to bottom
G
He strung a wire in between
Gm
He was feeling something rotten

[Chorus]
   G     C  G
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
G
Orpheus looked at his instrument
                       C
And he gave the wire a pluck
   D
He heard a sound so beautiful
    A
He gasped and said "Oh my God"

[Chorus]
   G     Gm G
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
G
He rushed inside to tell his wife

He went racing down the halls
                             D
Eurydice was still asleep in bed
                  Gm
Like a sack of cannonballs

[Chorus]
   G     Gm G
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
G
Look what I've made, cried Orpheus

And he plucked a gentle note
                                          D
Eurydice's eyes popped from their sockets
D
And her tongue burst through her throat

[Chorus]
   G     Gm G
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
G
  "Oh God, what have I done, " he said
G
As her blood pooled in the sheets
G
But in his heart he felt a bliss
G
Which nothing could compete

[Chorus]
   Gm     G Gm
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
G                                 Dm
 Orpheus went leaping through the fields
                                    G
Strumming as hard as he did please
                          C
Birdies detonated in the sky
D                                       G
Bunnies dashed their brains out on the trees

[Chorus]
          Gm       G  Gm
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)

[Verse]
G
Orpheus strummed 'til his fingers bled
G
He hit a G minor 7
G
He woke up God from a deep, deep sleep
G
God was a major player in heaven

[Chorus]
    Gm   A# Am  A
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
Am                          E
   God picked up a giant hammer
                       Am
And He threw it with a thunderous yell
E                A       Em
 It smashed down hard on Orpheus' head
Em
And it knocked him down a well

[Chorus]
   Am              A   Am
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)

[Verse]
          E
Well, the well went down very deep
      Em       Am
Very deep went down the well
          A
Well, the well went down so very deep
          D     G   Am
Well, the well went down to hell

[Chorus]
   A     Am A
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
C    E                       Em
Poor Orpheus woke up with a start
A
All amongst the rotting dead
                               E
His lyre tucked safe under his arm
    Em
His brains all down his head

[Chorus]
Am                 A  Am
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)

[Verse]
         A
Eurydice appeared brindled in blood

She said to Orpheus
Am                                    A
"If you play that fucking thing down here
A
I'll stick it up your orifice!"

[Chorus]
E   Am   C       Am
Oh mama, oh mama

[Verse]
           A
"This lyre lark is for the birds, " said Orpheus
       Em       Am       A
"It's enough to send you bats
                                 E
Let's stay down here, Eurydice, dear
                                A
We'll have a bunch of screaming brats"

[Chorus]
Am                 C         Am
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)

[Verse]
A
Orpheus picked up his lyre for the last time
A
He was on a real low down bummer
A
He stared deep into the abyss and said
N.C
This one is for Mama

[Outro]
Am
Oh mama, oh mama
D
Oh mama, oh mama
   Am
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)
   Bm
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)
Am
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)
D
Oh mama, (oh mama) oh mama, (oh mama)