Hey, kids
You know what's even more fun than the alphabet?
The drag alphabet
I need your help to sing it with me

A is for absolutely (absolutely)
B is is for busted
C is for clock that mug
And d is for divine (filth)
E is for everything
And f is for fierceness
G is for get 'em, girl
And h comes before I-eeee
J is for jush, k is for kiki
L is for let 'em have it
M is for mug and n, of course, is for
Nina!
O is for ockurr
And p is for painting (flawless)
Q is for queen and r is for ru
And s is for shantay, you stay (condragulations)
T is for throwing shade
And u give me life, girl
V, va-va-voom like w, work!
And x is for extra (doing the most)
Y is for yaaas
Z is for zsa zsa
This is the end
Let's all do the conga