Shell have another piece of pie
Shell have a double reuben rye
She kicks hard at eating well
Thats why I love her

Shes got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I cant breathe
Thats why I love her

Im her butter she my bread
Shes like a mobile waterbed
And hwen I got on top of her
I cant touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
Shes like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
Shes my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when shes on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured gut
Thats why I love her

Shes my phillie Im her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
Its like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
Thats why I love her