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[Verse 1]
   Am                        C
I walked into The Eagle and someone called me cis
            D                                E                  Am
I said I'm not a cis, I'm a sissy, should I call you Mister or Miss?
             C                             G
I said, "I'm actually a transves-", but before I got to "-tite"
      Am          C              D                  Am
The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight


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[Verse 2]
      Am           C                   D            Am
They said I was a Ross crossdress for less wannabe queer
           Am            C                G             D
I said my gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer
       F                                G
They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt
         Am              C                  D              Am
Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt
            Am                C          D               Am
She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front
   Am          G              G/F#         Am
A very pricey pussy paid for by the government


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[Chorus]
             Am        C         D            C    Am
Then I said fuck euphemism, cis butt fuck my cis clit
           Am        F          G                D
Your hypocritical political correctness ain't legit
                      G   G/F#           F
I mean it, fuck euphemism, I say what I wanna say
Am          C   D
I love that LBGTQ will never include K


[Bridge]
             F                          G
'Cause they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice
          A/G#                                  Am
They're wrong, but yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice
    F                         C
I identify as a grain of saltpeter panarchist
      G                              Am
Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut Dharmasochist


[Chorus]
           Am        C          D             Am
So I said fuck euphemism, your words are neophyte
       Am             C                D                   Am
I'm a single, not a plural person, so call me per for the night
         Am               G             G/F#                  Am
You're wrong if you hate me just 'cause I'm a word Smith and Wesson
          Am               C             D             Am
'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson

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