I remember when you first met me
I was bitten by a big black bumble bee
You poured alcohol on my knee
I just sat and screamed
You made tators and turkey pie
It kind of tasted like toxic pesticide
Now your laughing at my swollen eyes
Thanks for the surprise

Pick a fight
Every night
Thats alright
Thats the story of you and me
Making up
Breaking up
Had enough
Thats the story of you and me

Three years later and its still the same
I call you baby, and you just call me lame
A dozen roses flushed down the drain
My name is Josh not Wayne
Now Im sleeping in the neighbors shed
It wasnt me it was the dog that wet the bed
It should be you sleeping here instead
My name is Josh not Ed

Thats the story of you and me