Here comes a lesson, a lesson in life
Thrash, boobs and zombies, the way to excite
Fondle the dead as throw back a beer
Thrashing away to the sound of their fear
The 3 commandments, the ones we recite
Thrash, boobs and zombies, you know it feels right
So slap on some splatter, manhandle your hoe
Just feel the progression and watch it grow

Thrash, boobs and zombies!
Thrash, boobs and zombies!

Watch as the zombies arise from the earth
Viewing some blue as your feeling the girth
Boobs are the answer to your greatest fears
Tankard the experts of drinking the beer
Thrash is the way that we want you to think
Shred, speed, aggression sends you on the brink
So follow the thrashers, head down to the pit
Just wreck your neck thrashing and don’t give a shit

Thrash, boobs and zombies!
Thrash, boobs and zombies!

This was your lesson, the lesson in life
Thrash boobs and zombies you know it felt right
Drinking away as your thrust through the day
Thrashing around to their bodies decay
The 3 commandments, the ones we recite
Thrash, boobs and zombies, you know it felt right
So slap on some splatter, manhandle your hoe
Just feel the progression and watch it grow