Woke up this morning more dead then alive
Sentenced to madness from nine until five
The weather is lousy, think I'm gonna be late
My breakfast is freezing, the milk has gone off
I feel like telling the world to fuck off
I ain't got no money, I'm late for the train
If I don't get out of here, it's gonna drive me insane

Why does nothing ever turn out right

Life's a bitch
When it's got you by the balls
Life's a bitch
When you feel the squeeze

My brand new motor's almost made out of rust
And my bank account has almost bit the dust
My baby's screaming that she needs new clothes
She had a hundred dollars but she stuck it up her nose

Hey, why don't you shut your mouth

Life's a bitch
When it's got you by the balls
Life's a bitch
When you feel the squeeze

Life's a bitch
When it's got you by the balls
Life's a bitch
When you feel the squeeze

The rent collector's knocking hell out the door
The Sunday dinner plastered over the floor
I can't understand the hell I've done
I just got to try and get my hands on a gun

Why does nothing ever turn out
Just the way it oughta turn out
Anyway you look, there ain't no doubt

Life's a bitch
When it's got you by the balls
Life's a bitch
When you feel the squeeze

Life's a bitch
When it's got you by the balls
Life's a bitch
When you feel the squeeze.