Intro:   | B | E | A | F# |
         | B | E | A | A2 |

B                 E        A   F#      B      E    A   A2
You don't have to take the bar exam to see
B           E       A    F#      B     E     A    A2
What you've done is Ignoramus 1    0     3
B         E      A       F#
What've I got to hang my hat on
B              E                         A               A2
you don't have a pot to pee in, all this just to be your friend.
B             E        A    F#
I was there until the end.
B             E      A     A2
extortion and arson, petty larceny.
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called.
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#                 A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you hung up my line.
Star 69.

| B | E | A | F# | 
| B | E | A | A2 | 

B          E         A         F#
I know all about the warehouse fire.
B         E               A        A2
I know squirrelys didn't chew the wires.
B            E                   A              F#
Three people have my number, the other two were with me.
B             E               A            A2
I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy.
B             E             A        F#
This time you have gone too far with me.
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called.
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#                 A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you hung up my line.
Star 69.
{Break:}       B-3bw3r(pickoff)0-

| B | E | A | F# |
| B | E | A | A2 | 

B         E        A       F#      B    E    A    A2
Why'd you put your quarter down on me?
B                    E    A      F#            B      E     A    A2 
This reads like some dork Inside Edition, Hard Copy.
B               E                  A               F#
I can't be your character witness, I can't be your alibi.
B                       E                   A      A2
Doorbell rings it's the FBI, we learned spy versus spy
B      E          A             F#
You my friend are guilty as can be.

E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called.
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#               A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you hung up my line.
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#          A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I know you called.
E          F#       E          F#       E          F#             A2
I know you called.  I know you called.  I can't be your alibi.
                | B | E | fast slide down |
Star 69.