I wouldn't call myself a social butterfly
And there's not much that separates me from the other guy
but when I log in
I begin to live

There's an online world where I am king of a little website dedicated to me
With pictures of me and a list of my friends
And an unofficial record of the groups that I'm in

Before the internet, friendship was so tough
you actually had to be in people's prescence and stuff
Who would have thought that with a point and a click
I could know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick?

Facebook
Facebook
I'm hooked on Facebook
I used to meet girls hangin' out at the mall
But now I just wait for them to write on my wall
Take a look
You're hooked on Facebook
Hey, it says that link's status has changed, he's playin' the recorder, hmmm

How do you know this person?
Did you hook up with this person?
Do you need to request confirmation?
Or did you just think they looked cute in their picture on Facebook?

If the internet crashed all across the land
Or my Facebook account was deleted by the Man
I'd carry around a picture of my face
and a summary of me typed out on a page

Facebook
Facebook
I'm hooked on Facebook
It's more than a want, it's more than a need
I'd shrivel up and die without my mini feed
Take a look
You're hooked on Facebook
Take a look on facebook, book, book, book
Boooook