C                         Em
I like chocolate so dark, it's almost evil to eat
       F                C
I like cheese so sharp, it'll make your mouth bleed
  C                   Em
Sophisticated food is what I'm all about
                F                        C
I don't mind it if a fish decides to lay it's eggs in my mouth

C                 Em
30 percent cacao is the limit for me
            F              C
And I'm an American man so I like American cheese
         C                  Em
I eat my fish in stick form and my chicken as nuggets
         F                        C
And I prefer it when my sticks and nuggets are never touching

       C                   Em
Smooth jazz is too smooth for my disposition
          F                    C
I like my jazz to be confusing and dissonant
            C                 Em
My favorite literary genre is French-Canadian manga
                F                    C
And my favorite films are audio-only silent melodramas

       C             Em
Top 40 jams are what I like to hear
          F          C
You go to top 41 and things start to get weird
  C                  Em
I don't watch movies not starring Tom Hanks
         F                        C
But I'll take a chance if it's directed by Michael Bay

[Chorus]
  C                         Em
I like what I like, cause I like what I like
    F                        C
And I like liking the things that I do
      C                       Em
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
    F                    C
The same exact things as you

          C               Em
Extremely abstract art is what I like to collect
            F                                   C
That's just fingerprints -- From people who don't know they're artists yet
       C                Em
Well I too have a deep appreciation for art
        F                           C
I'm particularly partial to posters of dogs playing cards
       C                   Em
I like moleskins, hummus, Pilates, and TedTalks
               F                         C
I like Thomas Kinkade, cake, cake walks, and sidewalk chalk
       C                         Em
I like driving motorcycles cause I get to change gears
       F                  C
I like riding on the side cause I like to not steer

[Chorus]
  C                         Em
I like what I like, cause I like what I like
    F                        C
And I like liking the things that I do
      C                       Em
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
    F                    C
The same exact things as...
  C                         Em
I like what I like, cause I like what I like
    F                        C
And I like liking the things that I do
      C                       Em
And I don't mind that I don't like liking
    F                    C
The same exact things as you