C                             F    G
What will it take to make you happy
C                             F    G
What will it take to stop your whining
C                             F    G
What will it take to make you amscry?
C                              F    G
What will it take to stop your crying
   F                                                C      G
I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down
         F                    C                       G
So if it makes you feel a bit better, just picture me crying,


[Chorus 1]
             Am
Crying in my beer
             G            F
Crying in my beer   oh oh oh
             Am
Crying in my beer
             G            F
Crying in my beer   oh oh oh
             C     G F 
Crying in my beer


[Verse 2]
C                             F    G
I got a feeling you've been damaged
C                                F              G
I think you've got way too much time on your hands
C                                F    G
I throw away your stupid little letter
C                             F      G
Like Margie Whipple you don't get it
   F                                         C    G
If you were a TV show baby you would've been ca - ncelled
       F                     C                       G
Due to declining viewership, recycled plots, and bad acting


[Chorus 2]
             Am
Crying in my beer
             G            F
Crying in my beer   oh oh oh
             Am
Crying in my beer
             G            F
Crying in my beer   oh oh oh
             C     G F C G F
Crying in my beer


[Verse 3]
     F                                                 C      G
It's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me
       F                   C                   G
'Cause me minus you equals one little parasite less


[Chorus 3]
             Am
Crying in my beer
             G            F
Crying in my beer   oh oh oh
             Am
Crying in my beer
             G            F
Crying in my beer   oh oh oh
             C     G F C G F
Crying in my beer