Driving drunk looking for a parking spot
I tell you I know just what to say to the cops if they ask
Youve been so disinterested these days

Unless its about work youve got nothing to say
Tell me about the girl who stole your stapler
Or any one of your million rude customers

Give me ten reasons your boss hates your guts
Explain to me how hard work alone is never good enough

A mid-sized suv started pulling out
Just as you started to list all your doubts about me
Parallel parking isnt easy in a shouting match
I wish I had a better excuse for all these dings and scratches

Too bad I cant take back all the hours you made me wait
I'm sorry feels better than eighty on the seventyeight
The one apologizing doesnt get to be the one who says
When its all okay now (it's not okay now)

Driving drunk giving up my parking spot
I'll give you a ride home its too rainy to walk