Everyone knows that blackbeard's the best, there's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around, 'cause I've got this treasure map

Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free

A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free

The call me eddie kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy

Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band

I'll grab my musket (yeah)
And I bust it (yeah)
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it (hell yeah)

I steal maps (yeah)
Don't give craps (yeah)
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap

'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please

Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches

A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free

A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free

Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship

Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick

I grab my musket (yeah)
And I bust it (yeah)
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it (hell yeah)

I steal maps (yeah)
Don't give craps (yeah)
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps

'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please

Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches

A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free

A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free

Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all

I wake up ('cause I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck ('cause I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('cause I'm a pirate)
I stink ('cause I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('cause I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower ('cause I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty ('cause I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies ('cause I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('cause I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('cause I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('cause I'm a pirate)
All alone

'Cause we're pirates
Living our lives all high on the seven seas
We're pirates
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause we do what we please

Four guns we blast
Slashing throats as we pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because we're freakin' pirates dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches

A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free

A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free