from the arizona heat
and a raw side on the street
through the smoke and all the beers
I've been doin' it for years
and I think it's understood
I wouldn't stop it if I could
yeah but each and everyday
I hear motheruckers sayin'

am I ready
(are you ready)
yes I'm ready as you bet
I'm gonna rock your ass steady
are you ready
(yes we're ready)
then grab a drink and chug a lug
have some sex and take some drugs

and you know the time is now
that is why and this is how
we can keep it all so real
I know exactly how you feel
you need a man to bust it out
that's what I'm all about
I got the tools for the task
there is no need to ask

if I'm ready
(are you ready)
I said I'm ready
yeah I'm eddie
yeah I'll rock your ass steady
are you ready
(yes we're ready)
then grab a drink and chug a lug
have some sex and take some drugs, alright

someday someone will ask
yeah this one's for the kids
well if you look back on the days
and they ain't got time to waste
with that mopey dopey shit
so cut the crap and bring the hits
and everywhere I go
all the motherfuckers know
that I'm ready

are you ready
I said I'm Eddie Spaghetti
here to rock your ass steady
are you ready
(yes we're ready)
then grab a drink and chug a lug
have some sex and take some drugs, alright

alright now, yeah

watch out here I come now (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass)
I said now watch out here I come (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass)
watch out here I come honey (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass)
watch out here I come now, alright (yeah, he's gonna rock your ass)
rock your ass
rock your ass now
rock your ass
rock ass now