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You are somebody that I don't know
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But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón
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And I'm just like "damn, it's 7 a.m"
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Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
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But you say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out
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And I'm just like "hey, are you okay?"

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And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression but I've learned the lesson
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That stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
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And snakes and stones never broke my bones

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So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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You need to calm down, you're being too loud
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And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown?
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You need to calm down

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You are somebody that we don't know
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But you're comin' at my friends like a missile
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Why are you mad, when you could be glaad? (You could be glaad)
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Sunshine on the street at the parade
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But you would rather be in the dark ages
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Makin' that sign, must've taken all night

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You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
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And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate

'Cause shade never made anybody less gay

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So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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You need to calm down, you're being too loud
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And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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You need to just stop, like can you just not step on his gown?
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You need to calm down

And we see you over there on the internet
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  Comparing all the girls who are killin' it
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  But we figured you out, we all know now

We all got crowns, you need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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You need to calm down (you need to calm down)
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You're being too loud (you're being too loud)
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And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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You need to just stop (can you stop?)
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Like can you just not step on our gowns?
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You need to calm down