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[Verse 1]
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Well I stumbled in at four A.M. this morning
        D                        A7
Just as quiet as an elephant can be
    D                                G
She met me with my suitcase and this warning
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She said be a good ol' boy and explain this to me


[Chorus]
D                                   G
I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files
      D                                  A7
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
        D                               G
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey yeah and smokin' big cigars
             D          A7             D
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise

[Solo]
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[Verse 2]
D                                    G
Well she let me off the hook, when I said that I'd be good
      D                             A7
And I headed for the Kit-Kat on the fly(I bet you did brother)
        D
I was a-movin' and a-groovin'
         G
When she came in through the door

                D               A7
And said you're gonna do what I tell you
              D
Oh your lyin' eyes (tell them about it)


[Chorus]
D                                 G
I said Honey, don't put me in the Ex-Files
      D                                  A7
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
        D                               G
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey yeah and smokin' big cigars
             D          A7             D
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise

[Solo]
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[Bridge]
D                                    G
Last night I dreamed a flyin' saucer took me up in space
         D                                A7
And them Aliens partied more than the Law allowed
         D                                 G
And this mornin' all my things were in the yard
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All over the place
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Yeah I woke up in the Doghouse somehow


[Chorus]
N.C.                         G
Darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files
      D                                  A7
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
        D                               G
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey yeah and smokin' big cigars
             D          A7             D
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise


[Chorus]
D                                   G
I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files
      D                                  A7
I was out all night and hangin' with the boys
        D                          G
Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars
             D          A7             D
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise

             D          A7             D    G
Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise
D       G                     D
Oh, its cryin time again boys