G                                                   C
People at this honky tonk they're about to drive me insane

   D7                                                     G
To tell you the truth my darlin' you're the only reason I came

                                                          C
But your beauty's so distractin' hope it don't lead to my demise

               D7                                    G
Can you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes


                                                        C
They're playing crummy rap music and there ain't even a band

      D7                                                  G
And I wouldn't even be here but you hold my heart in your hands

                                                                C
So before I lose my cool and start actin' like them other dirty guys

                 D7                                    G
Would you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes


          
Yo there brother we're giving' you a shout

         
Got the bitches in stitches and we're all hangin' out

C
Lookin' good in the hood tell you what it's all about

                                     G
Shoot that rapper and let the guitar player play


                                                   C
If it wasn't for the alcohol I would be quoting Voltaire 

         D7                                                      G
But with that cute rocking' bod' of yours I can't do nothin' but stare

                                                      C
Let's go to your place baby stay up and watch the sun rise

                 D7                                    G
But first please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes


                                                  C
I'll be your sex object I'll be your good ol' boy toy

               D7                                              G
We'll have the perfect redneck wedding then a little bundle of joy

                                                                       C
And somewhere down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night

            D7                                    G
When I said tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes


                                                                    C
Yeah later down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night

                                 D7                                    G
Yes we will  right now won't you tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes


                                                                      C
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now

D7                                                                       G
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now

                                                                     C
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now

D7                                                                      G
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now