There's a Doggy on the roof
And I don't know what to do now
He's looking kinda crazy and he's looking for you now
He's a pawing at the cutters and he's chewing on the bricks
And he's leaving dog saliva on everything he licks

He's a doggy on the roof
There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof)
There's a doggy on the roof
Barky bark now you nut, you canine dog

Well he never takes a shower
Commits a lot of crimes
And he plays lotsof poker in his spare time
Well he excercises daily he really loves to jog
He's a duffer all season a real renaissance dog

He's a doggy on the roof
There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof)
Jump on down spot,
You're scratching up my chimney

Well i hear him scratching around up there
He must be having fun
I would go up and get him down but there might be more than one
Well I'll give him some food if he's hungry
so he don't come down here and eat me all up (hey)
The worst way to die is digestion by a puppy

He's a doggy on the roof
There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof)
Just a dog
On the woof