Wake up, switch on
I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong
Give it a slap, give it a jog
I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue

Ride high without a saddle
Down the rapids on a boat without a paddle
I am the scourge of the high seas
Just you watch'em running when they hear about me

One two three, hail t. V
Watching dirty harry made a man of me
Here I stand, T.V. man
I've got all the angels eating out of my hand
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
But even dirty harry was allowed to make mistakes
Knock, knock, there's someone at the door

I can't imagine, I can't imagine
I can't imagine what they come around here for
Could be the rent or h. P
Whatever it is they gonna bleed me
Well I've got no money

Nothing to borrow
Just you go away now
Don't come back tomorrow
Say

One two three, hail t. V
Watching dirty harry made a man of me
Here I stand, T.V. man
I've got all the angels eating out of my hand
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes
Occasionally

It's so hot here under the Sun
Just him and me and a couple of six guns
I look at him he looks at me out
comes the guns who will it be

One two three hail t. V
Watching dirty harry made a man of me
Here I stand, T.V. man
I've got all the angels eating out of my hand
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
But even everybody make mistakes

One two three hail t. V
I don't need to move
Cause' I got all that I need
I just forget the day
Forget the Sun
Just to back and listen my TV guide