E   Abm  Dbm   Dbm B 

A    D   E


E                 Abm            Dbm       Dbm B
There's a big fat ugly man on the corner
A                 D               E         D
and his big fat ugly eyes are going blind
E                  Abm                Dbm          Dbm B
His big fat ugly brain has stopped providing him
A             D              E
with life, apart from that he's fine


D                E
apart from that, apart from that
D                 E
apart from that, apart from that
Dbm            B
ohhh, these are bad times
Dbm             B     E  A   D
ohhh, such a bad time oh oh


E               Abm             Dbm          Dbm B
He told a tale of great bravado planning
A                D            E              D
from ships ashore to coast to crooked coast
E                     Abm                Dbm          Dbm B
a thousand men at all waiting upon his heavy world
D            E  D   E
and don't think and boast
D          E        D          E
and don't think so  and don't think so
D          E
and don't think so