Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know
I loved you 'til the end

Here's what you do when my time comes to pass
Charlie told me through the reflection
in his glass
Don't waste time praying
'cause I'm never coming back
Just throw a party in my name

Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know
I loved you 'til the end

Here's what to write
on the stone over my grave
His friends were earned,
and not a penny saved
Don't waste time crying
'cause you too are on your way
To meet me at the pawn shop in the sky

Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know
I loved you 'til the end

Smile and know
I loved you 'til the end
Smile and know
I loved you 'til the end