He's stuck his very last fiver
On an eightfold acca
Even though it's never come in before
He's only got an half pack of bacca
And the odds look knackered
But the fact of the matter is more

Cause all the boys are on a bender
Weekend offenders
All sorts of fun from unlicensed vendors
And he's worried that he might miss out
'Cause they're one nil down
And he can't cash out

In a broke boys cartel
He's had a lot less time
But he's doing it well
Within a broke boys cartel
And when the clock strikes twelve
He'll be giving them hell

We're gonna take the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna break the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna take the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna break the lot
Take, take the lot now

He's got another night planned in
And his one-eyed samba's
Gonna run round upping the score
He's got a pint on a borrow
Get's a payslip tomorrow
But he prays that he'll pull in a draw

Cause all the boys are on a bender
Weekend offenders
All sorts of fun from unlicensed vendors
And he's gutted 'cause he's just missed out
With his boys all round
Gonna help him out

In a broke boys cartel
He's had a lot less time
But he's doing it well
Within a broke boys cartel
And when the clock strikes twelve
He'll be giving them hell

We're gonna take the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna break the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna take the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna break the lot
Take, take the lot now

Take it to town
No they won't let you down
It's the usual sound
And they all sing loud
'Cause they're all so proud

In a broke boys cartel
He's had a lot less time
But he's doing it well
Within a broke boys cartel
And when the clock strikes twelve
He'll be giving them hell

We're gonna take the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna break the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna take the lot
Take, take the lot
We're gonna break the lot
Take, take the lot now