First time tabbing! Enjoy :)
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((No guitar for the spoken intro))

Twas the night before Christmas
And all thought the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except for... A WOMBAT?!


G                                   Em
Can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend
               D                         C
here comes the darkest end Christmas is here
G                                 Em
It’s about not extending to the overdraft
              D                              C
To scrape out what is left at the end of the year

G   Em   D   C
              ITS CHRISTMAS!
G   Em   D   C


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G                                     Em
Turn back to the future off I’ve seen it before
            D                                C
Maybe every year and more it’s great but not again
G                                               Em
And what’s that burning! What’s that burning my mum shrieks down
                     D                               C
While she’s touching up her brow for when the family arrive


        Am                                   C
And the red wine plummets down and we should all be in out beds
         Am                             C                  D
But it’s right wing versus left til the wings fall off out heads
                   

            G
And is this Christmas?
        Em
Is this Christmas?
        D             C
Is this Christmas, my dear?
        G
Is this Christmas?
        Em
Is this Christmas?
        D                         C
Whatever happened to that festive cheer?


G                                   Em
Can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend
               D                         C
Here comes the darkest end Christmas is here
        Am                             C
And the ice burns up the hill until we all lose our feet
          Am                                C          D
Though it never really snows it’s more like horizontal sleet

            G
And is this Christmas?
        Em
Is this Christmas?
        D             C
Is this Christmas, my dear?
        G
Is this Christmas?
        Em
Is this Christmas?
        D                         C
Whatever happened to that festive cheer?

G   Em   D   C

                    G
Don’t you just love Christmas
                    Em
Don’t you just love Christmas
                    D
Don’t you just love Christmas
                    C
Don’t you just love Christmas
                G
Everybody loves Christmas
                Em
Everybody loves Christmas
                D
Everybody loves Christmas
                 C
Everybody loves, everybody loves
D                       G
Everyone it’s Christmas!