Oh woman
I’m in love with you
My love is deep
My love is true
To you, woman, I’m in love

Your hair’s so soft
Your eyes are blue
Your skin is warm
And I’ll be true to you
Woman, I’m in love with you

You came to me in a dream, I’m sure
You gave your love
You gave much more to me
Woman
Will you marry me?

Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
To love and to cherish in sickness and in health?
Till death do you part?
I do

Till death us do part
Till death us do part
Till death us do part
Till death us do part
Till death us do part
Till death us do part
Till death us do part
No

What’s that you just said to me?
You didn’t love me like this yesterday
Woman
I don’t understand

And what’s that your did say to me
I guess this love is just more to me
Woman
You’re annoying me

Yeah, you’re sitting on your arse
In your dirty clothes
You’re looking a mess
You’re picking your nose
Woman
You’re a fucking mess

Your tits are big but your brains are small
Sometimes I wonder you got any brains at all
Woman
Ah, stuff yourself

Well, fuck you, fuck you
Don’t you tell me what to do
Woman
Ah, fuck off

I’ve got my deed, I’ve married you
What did I do to deserve you?
Woman
Why me?

Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman

I hate you!