F Bb G
F Bb G C  D

[Verse 1]
F          Bb              G
I can't remember the last time I slept with someone I
F        Bb                 G            C  D
Actually liked and he went down on me
F          Bb       G
I can't recall a memory of someone driving me
F             Bb            G            C  D
Home and not asking for a blow job (Ew)

[Chorus]
F          Bb         C
I'd rather die  than hook up with another straight white guy
F          Bb        C
I'd rather die than fake it like I'm having a good time
F          Bb                  C                   F
I'd rather die than spend the night, with another Ryan
    Bb          C                      F    Bb  C
Or Matthew, or John, yeah, I'd rather die
                C  Dm   F    Bb  C
Die, die, die, die, die,            roll over and die

[Verse 2]
F            Bb                   C
I don't know how you think we're gonna fuck when you can't get it up
F            Bb              G
I'm sick of hearing it's the alcohol
F                Bb             C                          C
And when you're finally in the mood, it lasts like one or two seconds
     Bb                   G
And then you're done and wanna spoon

[Bridge]
Dm               C                 Bb                         C
I'm just saying, it's not fair to leave me hanging like this
Dm               C                 Bbm
I'm just saying, it's not fair to leave me hanging like this


[Chorus]
           F                Bb       C                                   F
I'd rather die, I'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy
            Bb       C                              F
I'd rather die than fake it like I'm having a good time
            Bb        C                           F
I'd rather die than spend the night with another Kyle
     Bb         C                   F
Or Spencer, or Rob, or Michael, or Jason
    Bb           C                     F
Or Charlie, or Jackson, or Henry, or Steven
    Bb          C
Or Connor, or Chad
                  F    Bb  C
yeah, I'd rather die
                C  Dm   F    Bb  C
Die, die, die, die, die,            roll over and die